Coup de Lumiere was last seen sharing fried rice with Libyan commander Momar Quadaffi outside a New Brunswick gentleman's club. The commander refuses to comment and denies any allegation that he tipped a buck for every 4 Mai Tais that he ordered while inside the establishment. Days later, the photographer's face appeared in a shallow pool of water near the border of El Salvador and Honduras. The water was deemed unholy and completely drinkable by all the Pontiffs who visited the site. Venerated by none, he is most remembered for being the hand dance champion of St. Paul, Minnesota in 1986. The sequined garment that draped his husky frame was entombed in Sri Lanka for safe keeping by a band of French dervish. In fact, George Michael composed 'Careless Whispers' while gazing at its shimmer and weeping uncontrollably. Just this week,Nigerian born singer, Sade, was seen sporting a t-shirt bearing the likeness of his image. When asked in a BBC interview, the photographer chuckled and mumbled something inaudible in Spanish.
